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FUNNY SHIT!

A STORY BY THE DEPT. OF DISGUSTING:

Chapter 1:  A Brief History of The Sexy Grandpa

       The Sexy Grandpa was born in 1982 somewhere in middle America.  I'm pretty sure it was the best of all the Delta '88 Royales that were born that day.  After some time in a holding lot it was determined that Pops would be shipped off to the greater metropolitan area of New York City.  There it was purchased by some loser who did not deserve it and he held onto her for the longer portion of her natural life, although he was legally blind.  This, however, turned out to be a blessing in disguise for yours truly.
       It was not until Easter weekend in the year 2000 that she came into the hands of a determined young college student named, Ryan Murphy.  From the moment he saw her, he knew they were made for each other.  She may not have known it then, but it was in the ownership of Mr. Murphy that she would reach her full potential and the highest levels of class and dignity.The car remained unamed for sometime thereafter, for Mr. Murphy could not think of a name that was appropriate for such a fine specimen of american craftsmanship.  That Easter night Mr. Murphy and his new wheels took their maiden voyage with one another to the capitol of the great State of New York, Albany.
       Upon Arrival in Albany Mr. Murphy realized that he and his new car where going to have a long and glorius relationship.  The site of the car inspired one of Mr. Murphy's roomates, Greg Morris, to go to the mall  and buy some  accesories.  He returned with a SUNY Albany window sticker and the trademark orange dangling balls that came to be her trademark(More recently the balls were renamed "goofballs" by Eddie Quinns' friend Clint).
       Soon after, the still unamed car, her owner and three friends embarked on what would be recognized as her longest and most exciting road trip.  A five day, four college tour, that took them from Albany all the way to the great lakes.  It was on this trip that Mr. Murphy took his first drunk driving trip to a police station at three in the morning to bail out one of his friends.  He knew from the way she handled that she would be a good match for him, because he was known to do more than a fair share of his driving while drunk.  She held the road so well, even as the tree line swayed and the double yellow wiggled.  He was so suprised because he's previous cars always would figure out a way to find a tree, ditch, lake, person, telephone pole, or parked car when he was drinking.  Once again, a perfect match.
To be continued in Part 2: The middle years and the demise of the Sexy Grandpa

Mostly drove her drunk,
but sometimes sober.
Say a prayer tonight,
the Sexy's life is over.

Goodnight Sexy Grandpa,
I bid the farewell.
I'd meet you in heaven,
But I'm going straight to hell.

-Ryan Murphy
 

WASTED CITY BANNED IN THE USA!

This is a picture of our wastedcity resident Sheils, who happens to be a US Marine.
It is most unfortunate for him, 'cause he cannot get Wastedcity at his work.
The US Marines have BANNED wastedcity.com!
 
 

Ok, So Gene goes into a bar ( The Ivory Cat),
Gene orders a bunch of drinks on his tab.
Zig orders a bunch of drinks on Gene's tab.
Gene is Drunk.
Gene fills out credit card receipt to settle bar tab:

Notice that the tab comes to $28.50.
I personally believe we had more than $80.00 worth of drinks
between us and what we bought for others.
Gene writes down a tip of $4.00.
Then proceedes to SUBTRACT the tip from the tab,
paying only $24.50.

Now, Ivory Cat is not dumb, they deal with drunks all the time!
They charge Gene $32.50.
But I still think we got away with alot more!
MORAL: In Texas, always run a bar tab on credit!

So we come home after dinner, and look, Madison left us a work of art!
-Thanks to "Madison"

(Thanks to James B.)

A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came
> > > upon a cave. Written across the wall of the cave were the following
> > > symbols, in this order of appearance:
> > >
> > > A woman - A donkey - A shovel - A fish - and the Star of David
> > >
> > > They decided that this was a unique find and the writings were at
> > > least three thousand years old. They chopped out the pieces of
> > > stone and had it brought to the museum where archaeologists from
> > > all over the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a
> > > huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning
> > > of the markings.
> > >
> > > The president of the society stood up and pointed at the first
> > > drawing and said: "This looks like a woman. We can judge that the
> > > race was family oriented and held women in high esteem. You can
> > > also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol resembles a
> > > donkey, so, they were smart enough to have animals help them till
> > > the soil. The next drawing looks like a shovel of some sort, which
> > > means they even had tools to help them.
> > >
> > > Even further proof of their high intelligence was in the fish, which
> > > means that if a famine had hit the earth, whereby the food didn't
> > > grow, they would take to the sea for food. The last symbol appears
> > > to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews."
> > >
> > > The audience applauded enthusiastically.
> > >
> > > Suddenly a little old man stood up in the back of the room and
> > > said: "Idiots!=A0 Hebrews read from RIGHT to left. It says:
> > > "Holy Mackerel, Dig the Ass on that Woman! "

Assmosis - The process by which some people seem to absorb success and
advancement by kissing up to the boss.

Blamestorming - Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was
missed or a project failed and who was responsible.

Seagull Manager - A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps over
everything, and then leaves.

Salmon Day - The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream
only
to get screwed and die in the end.

Irritainment - Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but
you find yourself unable to stop watching them. The O.J.trials were a prime
example.

Chainsaw Consultant - An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee
head count, leaving the brass with clean hands.

Career Limiting Move (CLM) - Used among microserfs to describe an ill
advised
activity. Trashing your boss while he or she is within earshot is a serious
CLM.

Adminisphere - The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the
rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often
profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed
to solve.

Flight Risk - Used to describe employees who are suspected of planning to
leave the company or department soon.

404 - Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message
"404-URL
Not Found," meaning that the requested web page could not be
located. Used as in: "Don't bother asking him... he's 404, man."

Generica - Features of the American landscape that are exactly the same no
matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip
malls, subdivisions.Used as in: "We were so lost in Generica that I
forgot what city we were in."

Ohno-Second - That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that
you've just made a BIG mistake.

Percussive Maintenance - The fine art of whacking the crap out of an
electronic device to get it to work again.

Umfriend - A sexual relation of dubious standing or a concealed intimate
relationship, as in "This is Dylan, my ... um...friend."

Body Nazis - Hard-core exercise and weightlifting fanatics who look down on
anyone who doesn't work out obsessively.

Cube Farm - An office filled with cubicles.

Idea Hamsters - People who always seem to have their idea generators
running.

Mouse Potato - The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.

Prairie Dogging - When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube
farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.

SITCOMs - What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them
stops working to stay home with the kids. Stands for "Single Income, Two
Children, And Oppressive Mortgage".

Starter Marriage - A short-lived first marriage that ends in divorce with
no
kids, no property and no regrets.

Stress Puppy - A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and
whiny.

Swiped Out - An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because
the
magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.

Alpha Geek - The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an
office or work group.

G.O.O.D. Job - A "Get-Out-Of-Debt" job. A well-paying job people take in
order to pay off their debts, one that they will quit as soon as they are
solvent again.

Yuppie Food Stamps - The ubiquitous $20 bills spewed out of ATMs
everywhere.
Often used when trying to split the bill after a meal: "We owe $8 each, but
all anybody's got are yuppie food stamps."
 

"Hello?" says a little girl's voice.

"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says Bob. "is Mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."

After a brief pause, Bob says,

"But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"

"Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!"

"Okay, then. Here's what I want you to do. Put down the phone,

run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and

Uncle Frank that my car's just pulled up in the driveway outside the

house."

"Okay, Daddy!"

A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did
what you said, Daddy."

"And what happened?"

"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming,
then she tripped over the rug and fell down the stairs and she's just lying
there. Her neck looks funny. I think she's dead."

"Oh my God... And what about Uncle Frank?"

"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too, and he was all scared,

and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must

have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit

the bottom of the pool and is just lying there, not moving. I think he's

dead, too."

There's a pause; then Bob says, "Swimming pool? .... Is this 854-7039?"

  Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
  A: 1 U.S. leader

  Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
  A: A cherry float.

  Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
  A: Beat it - we're closed.

  Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
   A: To find a tight seal.

  Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
  A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

  Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
  A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

   Q:  What's another name for pickled bread?
  A: Dill-dough.

  Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
  A: She's withholding evidence.

  Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
  A: You can sleep with a light on.

  Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
  A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

  Q: What's the definition of macho?
  A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.

  Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
  A: Their balls are just for decoration.

  Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
  A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

  Q: Why is divorce so expensive?
  A: Because it's worth it.
 

Subject: The properties of Hell...(a very good essay)

The following is an actual question given on a U. of Washington
chemistry midterm. The answer was so "profound" that the professor shared
it with his colleagues, which is why we have the pleasure of enjoying it as
well.

Bonus question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs
heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's
law (Gas cools off when it expands and heats up when compressed - or some
variant).

One student, however, wrote the following........

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing with
time. So, we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and
the
rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that
once a soul gets into Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are
leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
religions
that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are
not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more
than
one of these religions, and since people do not belong to more than one
religion,
we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls
in Hell to increase exponentially,

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell. Because Boyle's
law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay
the same, the volume in Hell has to expand as souls are added. This
gives two possibilities. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the
rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell
will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls
in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes
over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Teresa Banyan during my
freshman year "that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you"
and take into account that I still have not succeeded in having sexual
relations with her, then #2 cannot be true. Thus I am sure that Hell is
exothermic and will not freeze.

The student received the only "A" given.

THANKS TO SCOTT M. FOR THE ABOVE SUBMISSION!

Subject:
        Camel
   Date:
        Fri, 5 Feb 1999 14:01:12 -0600
   From:
        "Tiboldo, Lou" <Lou.Tiboldo@anheuser-busch.com>
     To:
        zigsym@idt.net, reidy@pencom.com
    CC:
        kazpr@aol.com

Fellow members,
        It has come to my attention that one of us has decided to "go on the
wagon".  I am outraged and insulted by this ludicrous decision made by Camel
Kazprzak.  When one of us decides to stop indulging ourselves with liquid gold,
it not only insults the City but also has the potential to lower my company's
market share.  Thus I have taken a great concern in the matter.

Through days of research, I discovered (invented) article 4:237685:43
        "....and at no time for any reason(medical or personal) shall any member
ever be on the wagon"
Furthermore,
        ".....and if any member is ever caught on the wagon, he must fall off it
immediately.  His actions shall later be punished by the City."

Camel's decision was irresponsible, and just plain stupid.  If he does not fall
off immediately, I suggest putting a speed bump in front of his wagon causing
him to bounce off of it.  If that does not work we can blow up the wagon, take
him prisoner, and then intravenously supply him with a cold refreshing lager of
our choice.  Once he is back to a normally intoxicated state of mind, we can
then set him free to further consume on his own.

If necessary, he should have requested a leave of abscence(which can be denied
by any member).

I am contemplating suspension, but try and remember it may not be his fault.  In
a sober state of mind, not everyone thinks clearly.
 

Lou Tiboldo
On-premise Marketing Coordinator
S. Jersey, DE, NE Pennsylvania

Anheuser-Busch Inc.
pager (800)301-GRAM
audix (800)95-BUSCH x785-7997
Lou.Tiboldo@anheuser-busch.com
 

Subject:
        Re: Camel
   Date:
        Fri, 5 Feb 1999 18:18:45 EST
   From:
        Kazpr@aol.com
     To:
        Lou.Tiboldo@anheuser-busch.com, zigsym@idt.net, reidy@pencom.com,
        83353@BINGHAMTON.EDU, RM8321@CNSVAX.ALBANY.EDU
 
 
 

DEAR FELLOW CITY MEMBERS---

   yes i have fallen--- but forget that--- Who the fuck wrote that letter---
Not a chance in hell it was louie---- It was fuckin brilliant--- By any chance
while i was away on the wagon did the city hire a lawyer to speak on behalf of
all of the mumbling idiots-
Or  was it when Louie got in that car accident the other night did it finally
knock some sense into that thick greasy skull of his---I have known Louie for
ten years and i think i am safe to say he is slower than a herd of turtles
walking through peanut butter---NOT A CHANCE HE WROTE THAT---
                                                               LOVE ya ALL,
                                                         FRANKIE---UMMM I MEAN
MIKE
 
 

Subject:
        CAMEL SPEAKITH--
   Date:
        Mon, 8 Feb 1999 14:12:36 EST
   From:
        Kazpr@aol.com
     To:
        reidy@pencom.com, Lou.Tiboldo@anheuser-busch.com, zigsym@idt.net,
        83353@binghamton.edu, Michael.F.Romero.7@nd.edu, romeroa1@alpha.lasalle.edu,
        rm8321@cnsvax.albany.edu
 
 
 

FRIENDS- COUNTRY MEN AND CHICKS WITH DICKS

    I SPEAK TODAY TO CLEAR UP THE RUCKUS THAT HAS TRANSPIRED AROUND MY
DECISION TO FRANK MYSELF INTO A NEW MEMBER OF OUR GREAT OMNIPOTENT ILLUSTRIOUS
WORLD RENOWN AND ADMIRED CITY-----YOU SEE MY CONFIDANTS-- SOME WHERE ALONG THE
LINE OF ATROCIOUSLY INEBRIATED AND GREATLY RESPECTED BOARD MEMBERS MY NEW
PLANS FOR CHANGE BECAME SEVERELY MISCONSTRUED AND MUTILATED--- i HOLD NO
INDIVIDUAL TO BLAME FOR THIS BECAUSE I AM MYSELF PARTLY AT FAULT FOR NOT
CALLING A MEETING TO INTERPIT MY PLANS TO THE CITY MEMBERS AND DRAW A FEW
PICTURES SO THAT THE LEVEL OF EXPLANATION WOULD NOT PASS 2ND GRADE MATH AND
ENGLISH....
         . THE BOTTOM LINE IS THIS --- I AM TIRED OF WEIGHING THIS MUCH--
BECAUSE IT TAKES ME MORE ALCOHOL TO GET DRUNK THAN IT WOULD A SKINNY
GUY------------WE ALL KNOW THIS IS TRUE--- YOUR WEIGHT IS A DIRECT ATTRIBUTE
TO THE AMOUNT OF ALCOHOL THAT IT TAKES TO GET TO THE CITY-----------SO I
FIGURE BY DIETING I WILL BE HELPING OUT THE DEPT-- OF SANITATIONS BUDGET BY
HAVING TO BUY LESS BEER-- AND SINCE I WILL BE ABLE TO GET DRUNK QUICKER  WITH
LESS SUBSTANCE -- I REALIZE THAT I WILL BE ABLE TO SPEND MORE OF MY DAY IN AN
INEBRIATED STATE---------------I TRULY APOLOGIES FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE THAT
THIS HAS CAUSED YOU-- AND I HOPE YOU FOLLOW WHAT I AM SAYING-- IF NOT I CAN
DRAW SOME PICTURES AND MAKE A VIDEO------ i LOVE YOU AND iLL SEE YOU AGAIN
SOON--- BY THE WAY HOW DO YOU LIKE MY STOMACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  IM AT NICE PEOPLES HOUSE-- MURF HAS HYPOTHERMIA AND THE CARS IN THE
LAKE--------------CAMEL
 

Dearest dept of sanitation and fellow board members,

I see no other way to do this other than to be complete blunt with you...the tolerance thing is HORSESHIT!  As a
board member of this great city it is a goal as a whole of this great institution of disgustingnest that we pump as
much alcohol as necesssary into our body to kill and destroy the evil and most ruthless arch rival of our
city...known from this point on as the liver...the complete distruction of the liver is the most important feat to
conquer in accomplishing our goal.  As everyone knows once the liver is gone intoxication is on a one beer basis.

So it is on this basic priniple that leads me to no other conclusion that your excuse is horseshit....

To put it flat the destruction of liver comes first and fat cells come a distance second...

drink beer.death to the liver.  You Pussy
you are what richard simmons and frank would produce if they ever had a child********mormons
drink more beer than you
your pussy drips more blood than murphs car drips lake water.
you are to being a pussy to what zig is to being polish.

The Educator

William Reidy wrote:

  I agree whole hearted..  The Calmel did not even come close to a
  birthday celebreation this Saturday.  I for one hope this sharade was is
  a cruel joke pulled on all of the WC members.  If camel is seriously on
  the wagon or just pretending to be off the wagon it will be a
  devestating time for WC that will be almost inpossible to recover from.
  Please dont do this to us Camel.......

  Concerned
  The Mayor

  "Tiboldo, Lou" wrote:
  >
  > Billy,
  > Please send the following message to Camel, and Cc the rest of the City.
  > Louie
  >
  > To my fellow board members, and particularly the fallen member,
  > Having read the Dept. of Agriculture's statement to the other board members, I
  > am apauled by the lack of interest that in which The Camel has responded.  In
  > the solid chain of alcoholics that we call wasyed city, it is week links like
  > the piece of shit who is associated with our sanitation dept. that causes this
  > great chain of alcoholics to fall apart.
  >
  > One cannot be a part of the chain at his leisure.....he must be a full blown
  > alcoholic 24-365.
  >
  > Simply put, I declare this camel a light-weight amongst female infant still
  > breast feeding beings from non alcoholic parents across the globe.
  >
  > As for his excuse of going on a diet, I myself was afflicted with the Tarimino
  > disease, but staying true to my board members and the golden liquid lifestyle
  > that we have chosen there was no decision necessary for me to realize that food
  > must go and beer must stay.
  >
  > In conclusion, I question the moral character of this camel. Where his heart is,
  > where his mind is, and above all where his glutton like thirst for alcohol is.
  > I expect this matter to be 100% completely resolved by the greatest and holiest
  > day on our calendar, which is the nearest night that there is a beer dist. open
  > within the western hemisphere.
  >
  > stand up guy, fall down drunk
  > Dan Quinn
  > Dept. of Education
  >
  > please respond to the dept. of Ag on this matter asap

  -- Subject:
        [Fwd: the last word and testimony of camel]
   Date:
        Thu, 11 Feb 1999 18:54:03 -0500
   From:
        "Zbigniew T. Szymczyk" <zigsym@IDT.NET>
     To:
        zigsym@idt.net
 
 
 
 

     Subject:
            Re: the last word and testimony of camel
       Date:
            Wed, 10 Feb 1999 11:32:23 -0500
      From:
            William Reidy <reidy@pencom.com>
        To:
            "Zbigniew T. Szymczyk" <zigsym@idt.net>
 References:
            1 , 2 , 3
 
 

just drink grain alcohol there are no calories or fat
just great stuff!

"Zbigniew T. Szymczyk" wrote:

> Although I agree whole-heartedly with our great mayor, I too know what its like o be
> fat. But I want camel to know, he can accomplish his task of losing weight without
> getting on the wagon..... I suggest the Camel keeps one foot on the wagon (until
> summer comes), and the rest of his fat ass and liver firmy OFF!!!
>
> -Zigger
>
> William Reidy wrote:
>
> > SAY HELLO TO FRANKIE FOR US.  BY THE WAY NICE STOMACH.
> > GOOD LUCK IN MEDICAL SCHOOL
> >
> > BEST OF LUCK
> > THE CITY
> >
> > Kazpr@aol.com wrote:
> >
> > > Dear At-n-t 10 cents rate friends and family,
> > >
> > >      Its is with great displeasure that i send you this message--- I fear that
> > > with out the God given support of my most discustingest of companions to
> > > accomplish a new set goal of mine----I may have to take serious action
> > >           i can no longer live with the fact that those who i look up to for
> > > support and a good taste of what white trash really is-- NO Longer are able to
> > > support me in my lifestyle and frown upon my actions-- I fear that i may have
> > > to take my own life -- Or as the grease master deluxe frankie once
> > > did---Banish myself from the city and never show my face again-- You see ---
> > > four score and seven years ago when i first entered into this great
> > > environment its was a great achievement-- not reached by many-- and if they
> > > did make it there-- half the time they didn't remember it anyway-- but on to
> > > my point-- the greatest thing about our lovely monastery of ugliness is that
> > > it is not something that any jerkoff can join--- its is not a one time deal
> > > that with one quick action you can be a life member---If that were the case
> > > our board would be filled with one hit wonders such as the now
> > > defunked---Kelly loughlin--who sucked her way in to our memory but never
> > > reached that platoue of  board status----Or the well remembered Squid who
> > > spent a summer naked and etched a picture of his penis into each and everyone
> > > of our minds but was unable to return to the arrowhood for  repeat
> > > performances-- and simply falling into the categories of stories we tell when
> > > we drink and reminisce---
> > >     You see to reach this level it is an honor and achievement that is based
> > > on the building block of memories past, present and future -- -It is not
> > > enough to be a has been-- you must have the ability to become the next funny
> > > story we tell to our friends after a weekend of stupidity-- And i did not get
> > > where i am today by sleeping with Kelly----It was Irana--- and as disgusting
> > > as that may seem-- thats what the city is all about----Dont deny it my
> > > brothers---because I know that the mayor has done it also-- and Im sure a few
> > > other will not make it to heaven for similar reasons--- Bottom line is
> > > this---I love you guys and I never said That i was leaving the city---- I plan
> > > to be the character that great and disgusting stories are made
> > > of!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but before I move on to the Most disgusting summer I have
> > > ever experienced in my life--- there is a personal matter that I must take
> > > care of------you have my word -- by the summer i will be the first one to
> > > christen the houses deck with a fresh covering of puke--- but before i reach
> > > that state of uglyology---I must take care of other buisness first so i can
> > > live with myself-
> > >       --I can think of no sadder day than the one i find out that you guys are
> > > unwilling to accept me for this and i must walk down that path that franky did
> > > and remove myself from your lives forever-----I give you my heart and a piece
> > > of my liver-- please understand and have patience with me-----I promise you
> > > mark it on your calendar---this summer i will be the thing that spectacles are
> > > made of----- If you cannot understand than as i walk away form the city i
> > > thank you for all the great times and memories and i wish you all the best of
> > > luck conquering that thing they call a liver----------
> > >
> > >                this is my last word and final vow to the city-- i shall make
> > > no further comment until i hear the final decision of the board member to
> > > either accept or send me to live with frank in Florida--
> > >
> > >     please hear my prayers----the one and only kid named after an
> > > animal---CAMEL