MURF, BILL, WHAT HAPPENED???
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Well, as far as I can piece it together, here's what happened...
After an evening of heavy drinking, we noticed that our Mayor and Dept. of Disgusting have dissappeared. But we though nothing of it as this only meant that there was more beer left for us. So on we drank. When all of a sudden, the phone rings, and in his slurred, broken syllable, language the mayor utters, "We're at these nice peoples house, and Murf got hypothermia and drove the car into the lake." So what are we to do but round up the troops and go on a rescue mission to same the Mayor and a valuable Department from becoming extinct.
As we drove close to Beach 3, the scene of the mishap, we could see the Mayor, drenched in his clothes stumbling at the side of the road. We quickly saw that he was OK and continued on to beach 3. What a site it was, from the road we could only see the roof of the car, just past the Security truck. John the guard must have pissed himself when he saw what happened ( although he didn't show it when we got there ). So my only concern at this point is to run back to the hose and get the camera. Fortunately, Mike agreed and we can bring this news report to all of you in vivid color photos.
When we returned to the scene, the pictures speak for themselves (pictures)..
OK, so here's what Murf and Bill claim happened:

• Murf and Bill leave Mike's house.
• Murf pulls up to the lake at beach 3.
• Murf forgets to put car in Park.
• Bill notices feet getting wet.
• Murf notices same condition.
• Bill and Murf look at each other and panic.
• The doors are opened and water rushes in.
• Car is put into Park.
• As Murf gets out of car, he drops his keys into the Lake.
• Bill attempts to push car our with Murf - no success.
• Bill runs to his house to call for help.
• Murf stays in car (in ice cold water) to keep warm.
• Bill reaches house and doesn't have key to get in.
• Bill runs back to car.
• Murf goes into hypothermia.
• Bill and Murf start towards Mike's house.
• Down the road they find the nice people's house.
• Bill calls for help.
• Murf is warmed back to 98.6 degrees.

Once we returned, the keys were in the dark water, and the car was in park. Security was nice enough to provide chain and horsepower to pull car out of the water. Three cheers for security guard John. I will write in to "Smoke Signals" (Arrowhead's publication) praising him..... nah, I don't think the entire community needs to know.