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Name:
Billy Reidy
Title:
Mayor of Wasted City
Preferred Beverage:
Busch Pounders, Michelob Light
Famous Quote:
"Yo, I'm fuckin' wasted!"
Known Ailiases:
Yak, Burnout, Fire Department
Talents:
William Reidy, to say the least,
is one fucked up individual. Ever want to get fucked up? Go see the mayor!
He prides himself on getting, not only himself wasted, but everyone in
his prescence. He is the mayor and long shall he live. Oh, recently Billy
has taken to bartending... he;s such a good bartender, that usually he
gets himself more fucked up than you!
Commentary:
The Mayor has the uncanny ability
to make up bizaar drinking games on the spot. These include: Four Wheeling,
Ass Funnels, Get Naked, Getting "Wild".
Allow me to explain -
Four Wheeling: To play this game,
one person in the room announces, "Let's go FOURWHEELING!" At this, everyone
locks arms, gets down on one knee, and chugs, until the "driver" gets done
"Fourwheeling." Thats it.
Ass Funneling: One person needs
to be the "funnel", and one person needs to be the "funneler." The funnel
stands on the nearest table, chair, rock, keg or small child and drops
his (or her, although no one has ever witnessed a female funnel) pants.
The funneler, then positions themselves under the funnel. A third party
then pours the frosty brew down the funnel and into the funneler. You get
the picture...
Get naked: Someone in the room
yells, "Let's get naked." Then one or more people get naked.
Getting Wild: One night, we were
harassing Bill. With one mighty stumble, he managed to send 45+ beer bottles
and cans hurtling to the floor, threatening, "DON'T GET ME WILD!!!" or
some other slurr that sounded like that. I don't know, just make a game
out of it!
Like we said, Billy is one fucked
up individual!