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Name:
Kevin

Title:
Department of Labor

Preferred Beverage:
Amstel Light, Gin & Tonic

Famous Quotes:
"Fuck you Scotty, I'm not that drunk!"
"Are you gonna drink that or are you gonna be a bitch?"
"Your momma's ass!"

Known Ailiases:
Buck, Scotty (From "Boogie nights"), Buckshot, "Kevin, who's Kevin?"

Known for:
Getting far too intoxicated far too early, and getting into far too much trouble.

Finest Moment:
Being woken up in the bleachers of a baseball field by the parents of the little league team about to play a game.

Most Alcohol consumed in one night:
case of amstel light.

Longest intoxicated period:
4 day weekend

Longest blackout:
(see longest intoxicated period)

Days shown up for work drunk to date:
410, not including tomorrow.

Nights in Jail:
1 (Alcohol Related Incident)