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The Dept. of Disguting showing off!

Name:
Ryan Murphy

Title:
Department of Disgusting
No, boys and girls, it AINT Doctor Nick! (but close...)

Preferred Beverage:
Natural Ice

Famous Quote:
"Iee haadd wonnttooomany naaieisessss!"

Translation:
"I had one too many Nattie Ices!"

Known Ailiases:
Murph, Fat Murph, The Iron Lung, Fatty, That Fat Repulsive Irish Kid Standing Over There With The Beer In His Hand

Talents:
Smoking Pot, Drinking Beer, Eating, Reciting Simpsons Dialog, Ozzing, Spitting/ Farting/ Burping (he's disgusting alright!)

Commentary:

Murph didn't get his nickname of the Iron Lung for nothing. Murph can smoke a fat chronic blunt, by himself, in NO time! Bong hits, forget about it! And BOY IS HE FAT! Were talking five - ten, 290 pounds! This kid eats, and eats, and drinks, and drinks, and spits on himself! In the famous words of our Mayor, "I may be disgusting, but that kid repulses even me!" He has over seven hours of Simpsons reruns, and watches them daily. Ever since we discovered the Floyd/ Oz synchronicity, he's done it A LOT, and is good at it. (Good meaning he smokes himself into another world first.) You'd have to meet him to appreciate his revolting behavior. No, really, the kid is gross!!!